1. deanbennie:

    finding a new favorite character like

    image

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  2. photo

    photo

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  3. krisbuscus:

    bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    bandsdidyoumeanlife:

    If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

    STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

    I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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  4. tacobell said: Hi, bae.

    gnarly:

    gnarly:

    OMG taco bell just called me bae!? is this a dream?!

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    Bae just commented and liked my instagram pic you can say we’re in a serious relationship.

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  5. 14th2:

Scientific fact

    14th2:

    Scientific fact

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  6. digivolvin:

    last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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  7. vagiants:

    Me: *before I take my first bite*

    Mom: is it good?

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  8. tastefullyoffensive:

[completelyseriouscomics]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [completelyseriouscomics]

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  9. dildorrito:

what’s the password

    dildorrito:

    what’s the password

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